'The Dark Knight Rises' Official Trailer: Why You Shouldn't Want To Be Like Catwoman

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When I was younger, I really wanted to be a superhero. Not one in real life, but like the ones in movies and TV shows. Because there were so few women portrayed (in such little clothing), I used to settle for Catwoman--crawling around my house, jumping off of couches, and speaking to a Batman that was never really there. I knew she was a villain, but I didn't think much of it. Who wouldn't want to be like a woman who's been played by the likes of Eartha Kitt, Michelle Pfeiffer, Halle Berry, and now, Anne Hathaway? Um, I wouldn't.

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The following is the newly released trailer from Christopher Nolan's latest Batman installation, "The Dark Knight Rises":

In this trailer, she says the following in her seductive little voice:

"You think this can last? There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches. Because when it hits, you're all going to wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us."

Well, this lady's got an interesting way with words.

Quick Tips From Catwoman

1. Don't be the villain in your relationship. Are you always trying to find ways to undercut him? When he's all hope and sunshine, do you always have to give your pessimistic view of the situation?

2. Never seduce a guy to get your way. This isn't just a thing super-villains do. We could all be temptresses if we wanted to. It might be fun to get a free car wash here and there, but is that any way to foster meaningful relationships?

3. No amount of sexiness can cover up for a wicked personality. Beauty on the outside is only enhanced by the beauty on the inside. I don't care if you wear black spandex and cat ears for the rest of your life. I believe that what goes around comes around. Behave the way you'd like to be treated and it will come back to you.

The Dark Knight Rises will come to theaters on July 20th, 2012. As a fan of Christopher Nolan's films, I'll probably be seeing it. Will you?

And what do you think of the trailer?

Love,

Zabrinah